Reminder to all women! (funny list :D)

I have found again a really funny list (and some of them aren’t so stupid at all…) that men have written to girls. This is very interesting/funny for men and women also! So have a great time while reading this!

1. Learn to use the toilet seat! If it’s open, then close it. We need it open, you need it closed. We don’t argue when it’s closed.
2. Birthdays, anniversaries and Valentine’s Day are not tasks. These are not the days, on which we
   need to prove that we found the perfect gift!
3. We don’t think about you all day. Deal with it!
4. Weekend = Sport. This is like full moon or sea waves. You simply can’t change this.
5. Do not cut your hair! NEVER! The long hair is much more attractive than short. One of the reasons men don’t want to get married is because wives are cutting their hair. Than we can’t escape from marriage.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport! And it never will be!
7. Crying is blackmail.
8. Ask if you would like to! Let’s clear something: pointing and misspeaking won’t work! Just say what you want!
9. We can’t remember dates
10. “Yes.” and “No.” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question!
11. You can tell us all your problems, we will try to help. This is okay. But if you need us to show sympathy, go to your girlfriend.
12. Your headache that lasts for 17 months, is a problem. Go to a doctor!
13. Everything we said 6 months earlier, can not be used in an argument, because all of our commentaries that are older than 7 days, are lost their validity.
14. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Do not ask us about this! We won’t respond to it!
15. If we say something that has two meaning, and one of them will make you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
16. Let us look around! We will look there any way. It’s in our genes.
17. You can ask us to do something, OR you can tell us how to do it, but please don’t tell both of them. If you know how to do it the best way, you should just do it yourself!
18. If you are really have something to say, tell us…. But please during the commercials.
19. Columbus did not had to ask about directions. We don’t need either.

20. Our relationship won’t be as the first two months when we met each other. Deal with it. And don’t whine about this to your girlfriends.
21. If something itches, we will scratch it. We do it that way.
22. We are not a mind reader, and we will never be. This does not mean we don’t love you.
23. If you ask what is wrong, and you reply “Nothing.“, then we will act like nothing happened. We know that you are lying, but we don’t want to stress about it.
24. If you ask a question but you don’t want to hear an answer, prepare to get an answer that will make you mad.
25. If we would like to go somewhere, everything that you want to wear look amazing! Really!
26. Don’t ask what we are thinking right now, except if you are willing to talk about cars parts or football.
27. You have enough clothes.
28. Have too many shoes.
29. Really: you have too many shoes!
30. It’s unnecessarily to fill out tests together. Doesn’t matter what kind of test.
31. The beer is just as interesting to us just like a handbag to you.
32. I’m in shape. The round is a shape too…
33. The men can only see 16 colors. It’s like the default settings in Windows. A peach for example, is
    a fruit and not a color. How the hell should I know what is a mauve?!
34. Thank you for reading this. I know, I will sleep tonight on the couch. But did you know that we actually like that? It’s almost like camping.

Which points do you agree (this goes to men and women also) and which do you think are bullshit?

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